Pond Scum 04/19/07

MySpace Starting News Business:

First Story Titled: ‘I Broke Your Myspace News Cherry’

http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/M/MYSPACE_NEWS?SITE=NYNYP&SECTION=HOME

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IN OTHER NEWS

Impartial British Press Boycotts Israel:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04182007/postopinion/opedcolumnists/brits_new_snit_opedcolumnists_zev_chafets.htm

Nissan to Build Small, Crappy Cars:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070418/bs_afp/usautocompanynissan_070418204150

Turk Nationals Murder Bible Publishers:

Think They’ve Solved That Pesky Bible Problem For Good:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070419/ap_on_re_mi_ea/turkey_bible_attack

German Polar Bear Knut, Threatened By Nut:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070419/ap_on_re_eu/polar_bear_death_threat

Iraq May Hold Twice As Much Oil:

Why Didn’t We Invade Sooner?

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/23bedd7e-edd8-11db-8584-000b5df10621.html

Preacher May Have Dressed Slutty Wife:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/04/18/winkler.testimony/index.html

Iran Getting It’s Nuke On:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6570167.stm

First Full Moons, Now April:

What’s Wrong With Crazy People?

http://www.theoaklandpress.com/stories/041807/loc_2007041878.shtml

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